Make so many charts that the entire site crashes. From there, Gerbil will hafta try to restore TSC but will be unable to because it is too big. This brings another TSC Great Downtime. From there, you will have to hack the system and wipe the stat from existence. TSC is eventually brought back but Rolken realizes that someone hacked the system. Having planned that out, you produced forged evidence and successfully proved your innocence and framed some innocent bystander that no one cares about.
Then you sit down with the TUSC peeps and enjoy some nice home baked cookies.
Do et.